How to make up good comebacks on the spot?

I have problems making up good comebacks when I am getting jabbed at with insults. I know a few, but they won't last forever. How can I get better at making fiesty comebacks up on the spot?How to make up good comebacks on the spot?
Play there game. Keep the ball in your court by squinting your eyes and appearing tougher. ';Takes one to know one'; usually work. For example:





';You're the rudest person I know, have you ever wondered why everybody hates you and you have no real friends?';





';Takes one to know one, *mean name of your choice*.';





And also, the person with the last word always wins. This is because that's what the two of you remember most, the last stinging sentence.


And also you need to seem more calm and collected. Example:





';When you step on a scale, are there enough numbers to show your real weight, or does it just break?';





';I don't know, how much do you weigh,*name of insulter*?';





Carefully dodge mean questions and don't stutter or seem frazzled or sad or angry.How to make up good comebacks on the spot?
just don't get yourself in that situation, in fact walk away from it. Its really not worth it, Be the bigger person and just get your head out of your F'in *** and grow up and walk away. Its not worth it because these people just do this to get to you, don't let them, don't give them the satisfaction.
well i my self is a person who makes good comebacks fast. all you have to dois think what they say. If someone teases you then look at the person and just see what fuuny about them then boomm a come back. Or you can just annoy them and keep saying I know you are but what am i
Get into more arguments, it'll give you experience. Learn to poke fun at people without being too mean
i always retort with the always proper pimp slap.
look at wat they wearin or there face or weight or like their faults
Comeback with a gun and some duct tape. Works every time